
"This time last year, there was no light at the end of the tunnel for me personally. There was a point there where I thought I didn't even want to exist anymore. ... I told people I wished I could go into a coma and wake up a year from now. ... Here we are a year from now, and [look at] the way things have turned out and how crazy life is sometimes. You never know who's in your life that can save your life, and I found that out."
--Blake Shelton on the divorce from Miranda Lambert, and the subsequent "save" he got from the one and only Gwen Stefani.
Poor Blake Shelton. Who really knows what went on between him and
Miranda -- and obviously, we're more team Blake than we are Miranda; she kind of frightens us, to be honest, and you, too, if you're honest and admit it to yourself.
Friend just catch catch a break (besides Gwen, of course). And now you've got stuffy Gavin Rossdale up your ass. We'd wanna be in a coma, too.

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